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Cockblocked By Skidmarks!

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Welcome to Great Moments in Drunken Hookup Failure, where we showcase four heartwarming true stories of drunken love gone horribly awry. Off we go.

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Ranty rants

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Fuck You, Charlie Brown

Ranty rants

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I showed my kid the Charlie Brown Christmas special the other day and she was depressed for the rest of the week. Why are we still subjecting kids to this awful shit?

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Jamboroo

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You Are A Moron For Going To Every Super Bowl

Jamboroo

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Drew Magary's Thursday Afternoon NFL Dick Joke Jamboroo runs every Thursday during the NFL season. Find more of his stuff at his Twitter feed.

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Funbag

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What It Really Means To Be Pussywhipped

Funbag

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Time for your weekly edition of the Deadspin Funbag. Find more of Drew's stuff at KSK or on Twitter. Today, we're covering paranoia, farting, boogers, shit blowing up, and more.

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DHF

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Do NOT Put Aqua Velva On Your Genitals

DHF

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Welcome to Great Moments in Drunken Hookup Failure, where we showcase four heartwarming true stories of drunken love gone horribly awry. Off we go.

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How'd she push such a big baby through her penis?

How Pat Summitt Ruined The Best Thing About Women's Basketball

Emma Carmichael

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Jamboroo

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Vincent Jackson Is A Piece Of Shit

Jamboroo

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Drew Magary's Thursday Afternoon NFL Dick Joke Jamboroo runs every Thursday during the NFL season. Find more of his stuff at his Twitter feed.

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Funbag

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Can You Jack It In All 50 States? TAKE THE FUNBAG CHALLENGE!

Funbag

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Time for your weekly edition of the Deadspin Funbag. Find more of Drew's stuff at KSK or on Twitter. Today, we're covering beer, toilets, diet soda, and more.

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@Peter Cavan: I'm sure it's fine with either meat.

At Long Last, My Reunion With Red Meat

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Meat

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At Long Last, My Reunion With Red Meat

Meat

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For 14 years, I ate only poultry and fish. Last year, I started eating beef and pork again. So what's it like to return to red meat after all this time? LIKE FUCKING HEAVEN.

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